Amish Dough Mixer

Anally insert three raw eggs with shells on, ten double-fistfuls of flower, and yeast from the infection of a black hooker, then double fist the person with the ingredients inside, making sure to alternate for 30 minutes.

The Amish Dough Mixer is the key to the delicious flavor of our baked bread.

by Amish Cooking Recipes October 19, 2025

North Carolina Mixer

A North Carolina Mixer is where you hold your partner upside down while wearing a chef hat, with them giving you head. As they are giving you head you put a whisk in their ass and mix it around.

I'm not the best chef but I can give a mean North Carolina Mixer.

by DripPigeon October 27, 2025