Merry-go-round

Life.

Someone leave me on this merry-go-round called life!

by Just a random chicken nugget July 19, 2022

Merry Christmas but Fuck you

Give people who just gave you worst presents.

Guy: here’s your present

Guy2: thank you
Guy: sike it’s none
Guy2: merry Christmas but Fuck you

by S0900 December 10, 2018

merry love

Merry Love is a good name. No one have it. “Love” is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It does not dishonor others, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres. Merry Love is marupok at all.

Merry Love is too marupok.

by Merry Love November 23, 2021

The Merry-Go-Round

A term used for sex. The sex partner, male or female, sits on top of the other partner's penis, or horse, and goes up and down on it.

Female: "I'm wanna ride The Merry-Go-Round. ;)"
Male: "Oh Yeah. Enjoy the ride!;)"

by Crop Dusting June 26, 2014

merry widow

1. When a dude ejaculates on a chick's face and then kills himself.
2. A corset-like undergarment meant to slim the waist.

1. A Man 1: I gave this bitch a merry widow
Man 2: No you didn't dipshit -- you wouldn't be talking to me.

B. Woman 1 (smiling): My husband died last night
Woman 2: Oh I am so sorry to hear that! Your skin is drying out btw.
Woman 1: Oh he gave me a merry widow, tee hee!

2. I am shopping Victoria's Secret and can't choose between a merry widow and a babydoll.

by tankthongg September 27, 2008