Kiwi Stuntin'

Speaking on something you know is bad but you do it anyway; acting tough on the outside but being a pussy on the inside.
(Kiwi is used because it's is soft on the inside but tough and hairy on the outside like a man-)

Person 1: *hits blunt*"Man weed is so bad for us." *hits blunt again*
Person 2: "Nigga you kiwi stuntin'."

by reallifeluper January 5, 2017

Kiwi

Synonym for cool

Also means slang for guy with a massive penis

Wow that guy is so kiwi
Wow you have a nice kiwi

by Vaginalover1574 November 24, 2020

Kiwi

A fat ugly thing that has very greasy hair and is a weirdo that walks around with teddies

K: oh my gosh did you see kiwi??!!
M: YES IT WAS SO FUNNY

by Tango.In July 3, 2022

lil kiwi

a soundcloud rapper from new zealand

any song by lil kiwi makes me wanna hit the griddy

by gayassvodkaman January 1, 2023

Cutting a kiwi

Slang for jacking it

Just finished cutting a kiwi....I swear that doesn't mean jackin it

by joshuaNHL October 10, 2023

Kiwi nigga

A nigga who eats kiwi's to get hard as FUCK. kiwi niggas also love to have 10 dicks stuck in their anus.

Person 1: bro! i got raped by my dog.
Person 2: shit, I'm hard as fuck, I ate a kiwi
Person 1: nigga, u a kiwi nigga

by Gorillaglue2419 April 23, 2024

Kiwi

A bird that looks like a fruit so they named the fruit after the bird.

Look it’s a kiwi.

Look it’s a Kiwi.:

by Kiwigenocide September 1, 2019