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Fuckstick

Apparently it is a piece of wood (could be a broom, a log, etc) used to hold up an obese person's bits and bobs so they can successfully copulate.
From Reddit: "
I’m an ER nurse and I once had a 450-500 pound female patient who had a bunch of abrasions on her abdominal pannus (she was in the ER for something else). I asked her about it and she nonchalantly answers, “oh that’s from the fuckstick.” And I respond, “your what.” She says back, “the fuckstick. I’m trying to get pregnant and our neighbors hold up my stomach with a wood plank so my husband can get in there.”

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by k4tk4t July 25, 2023
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Fuckstick

The upgraded version of fuckwit. The fuckstick is an organism capable of acquiring a basic understanding of the world, yet, is unable to communicate beyond questions so shallow they answer themselves.
Bob: “Got this dude in my class, an absolute fuckstick.”
Sam: “I swear, their population will only increase in time.”
by All Knowing Thundercunticus January 17, 2024
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Fuckstickery

The act of persistently exhibiting fuckwitish behaviour.
The individual made a dick of themselves at the party by carrying on with fuckstickery while being oblivious to their behaviour.
by Molman14 September 26, 2025
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Count Fuckstickula

Boy that guy is a real Count Fuckstickula.
by Chuckie Cheez November 15, 2011
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