Friendship Ghoul

A narcissistic and weak-minded person that befriends you primarily to use your vulnerabilities as topics of conversation with other people so as to feel superior about their own feckless and meaningless existence. Related to Energy Vampires and Schadenfreude whores.

I thought he was a good, caring friend but it turns out he’s just a duplicitous friendship ghoul that’s been sharing my secrets with a Schadenfreude whore that he’s been trying to smash for several years.

by ShivaTrophy October 08, 2022

Friendship date

Noun: when two friends go on a date.

Hey sherry, let’s get Indian food, it will count as one of friendship date.

by Koopatroopa036 May 19, 2022

Friendship Tuck

When a known male person comes up behind you and stuffs their geintals in the back pocket of the jeans or pants you are wearing and stays there until you have noticed what he has done. Usually done in the pocket without a wallet, cellphone or comb in it.

Doug wanted to express his admiration of his long time acquaintance so he came up behind him and gave him a friendship tuck.

by Lardcore November 28, 2010

friendship cuddle

The closest youll get cuddling with a man/woman

Sarah wanted to friendship cuddle with you

by Jakepj January 11, 2016

Mom-in-friendship

Your friend’s mom.
Male counterpart is “dad-in-friendship”

My mom-in-friendship cooked a delicious supper.

by FredekaStar April 14, 2020

Friendship love

One who's in love with their best friend but too scared to admit it. A part of them feels like they should tell them but another part feels like they don't want to tell them.

" I don't know I love him but I don't, it's like friendship love "

by Violinist27 January 24, 2016

Real Friendship

Raven and Sweetheart

person one: "what's real friendship?"
person 2:"Raven and sweetheart."

by pix_ltyyy August 13, 2023