Polishing the Cannonball

Wasting time on a task that does not add value; making irrelevant improvements. Usually work related.

You're spending a lot of time on getting that power point presentation looking nice. It's really polishing the cannonball.

by roccoSD August 22, 2007

blaze cannon

The Art of blazing someone until they cry.

do man you just got blaze cannoned.

by Mike Spahr May 28, 2006

Cannon Falls

A small town in MN where they raise whores with a wide variety of names such as Ashley, Shelby, Courtney, or Brandon. A town full of STD's. And a place where it is okay to date family members.

"Man did you see that chic from Cannon Falls with that nice ass?"

"yea, thats my cousin, and she is fine!"

by CannonFallsPride February 21, 2009

Bologna Cannon

synonym for the male genitalia. Used especially when referring to his unbridled penetration ability, meatiness, ejaculatory marksmanship, overall heat-seeking prowess, cervix bruising capabilities, and undeniable penchant for twistjobs, blow-jacksons, slobbery spit shines, one-eyed stroke salads, the ol' gine grind, cooter filling, weener wax wednesdays, the horizontal hopscotch, poop chute parades, nipple spearing, and a good ol' fashioned dip in Genital Juice Lake.

I heard Billy is packing heat. Did you notice his meaty Bologna Cannon making a rain-tarp out of his warm-up pants in gym, today? I'm going to ask him to give me the ol' Bajingo Be-Bop after class.

by MJCam March 22, 2009

vagina cannon

a euphemism for giving birth.

so when is your wife shooting her vagina cannon?
shooting the baby outta the ol vagina cannon

by plee November 11, 2008

cannonballized

When one is engaged in doggy style in the backseat of a moving vehicle with the windows down and finishes by slamming into their partner hard enough to force them through the window at a passing vehicle.

Guy #1: "Remember that time you cannonballized Ali?"
Guy #2: "I'm glad we weren't moving that fast when it happened."

by Namenlosen June 14, 2017

Protein Cannon

another name for a penis.

background: While playing Marvel vs. Capcom 2, Iron Man's special move is called the Proton Cannon and a stream is emitted from a large gun. Protein Cannon seemed appropriate.

Prepare yourself, your girlfriend is about to be blasted by my protein cannon.

by Random Villain April 28, 2004