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Oscar, where do I begin...Oscar is a special friend of yours, he is really annoying and has no personal hygiene but for some reason the girls can't stay away from him.

For example one time a girl blocked him on everything but due to his persistence they ended up being FWB.
Girl with common sense: Why do you keep hanging around him he is literally stalking you??
Girl under Oscars spell: I just want to be his friend yanno??
Girl with common sense: yep friends, totally not something else
Girl under Oscars spell: *giggles*
by Skeleton365 October 24, 2019
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A skinny fucking prick who takes advantage of girls for a shag. A person who thinks its funny too be a controlling, manipulative prick.
“Oh look theres oscar”

“Stay away from him hes a dickhead
by Megaroselol November 2, 2019
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A stupid fag who is way too likeable. He'll rope you in and the second you realise that you like him, he'll ruin you and bitch about you to all his friends. Stay away from him if you can help it.
"Who's that?"
"Oh, he's the one that Jessica liked but then he completely ruined her"
"Oh, Oscar?"
"How did you know?"
"Oscars always ruin people"
by imurdaddy;P November 4, 2019
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Saying "Fuuuuuuuuuuuck." Bro. Oscar may not be the brightest, but he'll say fuck the longest. fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
A: That kid got in trouble with the teacher yesterday
B: Why?
A: He pulled an Oscar
by Oscar Battaglia December 6, 2020
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Lesbian for his mom, will frick his twin brother, leaves his friends behind in French class.
Hey mom, it’s me Oscar, you ready?
by Onion Chan February 4, 2020
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Oscar is an generally nice guy, but sometimes he is known to blow a fuse. He has a possibility of being gay, but apart from that, everybody loves him for who he is. Sometimes, his life kinda gets a bit depressing, so he hates himself. He sits all day neat a console of some sort, probably playing a battle royale game.
Person 1: 'Oscar... get off your console!'
Oscar: 'Nah, lemme finish this match...'
by Cryptoscar February 23, 2020
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Oscar is a faggot who has no life and is also trying to get me to tie a noose for him so he can rape me in my sleep. please if you meet a oscar tell him to fuck off and then find his home and shit on his pillow when he is not look!!! if he is sleeping and has his mouth open or closed. his face is a good spot to shit on
Person 1:hey whats your name
Oscar: Hi im Oscar
Person 1: ok bye

*person one then follows oscar home and shits in his mouth

Oscar: thank you
Person 1: your welcome
by Huntinghunter06 February 26, 2020
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