Valentines Day 

A day dedicated to making single people feel like shit.

Person 1: Hey, Valentines Day is coming up!
Person 2: What? Aw, man, I'm single...I feel like shit...

Valentines Day by Happyhak February 20, 2011

Valentines Day 

A holiday created by genius sadists in co-operation with flower, chocolate and wine industries to make single people question their life. This holiday also makes people in relationships feel obligated spend vast amount of money on pointless symbols of love.

Valentines day is a waste of time

Valentines Day by PengTingTrapQueen February 6, 2015

Valentines day 

Simply put, single awareness day. If you are single on this day, just look out your window and see a bunch of people doing cringey 'couple photos' and be glad that you aren't one of them.

cringe girlfriend: Awww babe, it's valentines day! Lets go for a walk.
cringe boyfriend: Awww, of course we can!

Valentines day by A_Bi_Legend November 11, 2020

ValentIDES Day 

February 15, or the Ides of February. Best day to celebrate Valentine's Day, where restaurants do not try to gouge you with exorbitant prices.

This year, we are celebrating our love on ValentIDES Day, so that we can save money on our restaurant bill.

ValentIDES Day by darwinplanet February 6, 2012

valentines day 

1)a day to make single people feel like s***!!!

2)you know ... not everyone has a significant other to celebrate with!! l:(

girl 1: i hate valentines day

girl 2: yeah it makes me lonly

girls 1&2: (sigh)

valentines day by <3 <3 love me<3 <3 February 12, 2010

Valentines Day 

The only day Couples Show ANY Affection towards Eachother

Person 1- Wow look at Jim and Brittni there So happy

Person 2-Its Valentines day Remeber?

Person 1-Oh yea i forgot by tomarrow they Wont be like this to bad...

Valentines Day by Kiddbandit February 8, 2009

Valentimes Day 

The day either immediately before or after Valentines Day in which one lavishes a side boo with gifts and attention similar to what one would receive on Valentines Day if they were the main boo, wife or girlfriend.

I'm taking my girlfriend out on Valentines Day but for Valentimes Day, I'm taking Lisa to the movies.

Valentimes Day by Old Flirty Bastard February 13, 2015