Woodobooger

Metaphorically speaking that you are cold as the ass of a woodobooger

Man its colder than a Woodobooger´s ass out here!

Woodobooger by anonymous December 16, 2021

Woodbanger 

|wo͝odˈbaNGər|
Noun
A person |usually a female| you would have sexual intercourse with.

Derived from the term "I would bang her".

Mike spent two hours swiping on Tinder but saw no woodbangers, so he pleasured himself instead.

Woodbanger by Rick Girljuice November 1, 2018