Taken from "ebonics."
The language weaboos and furries alike use to appear cute, but end up annoying and almost illegible.
To use weebonics, follow this formula:
1) Usually there is no capitalization.
2) Every sentence usually starts with the first letter doubled to indicate stuttering.
3) R's and sometimes L's are replaced with W's.
4) Words ending with S may have an -H ending to denote a lisp.
5) Words beginning with th- will be replaced with d-.
6) "You" is often replaced with "chu."
7) Full stops (periods) are sometimes replaced with commas, especially in ellipses.
8) Obsessive use of *asterisks* and kaomoji emoticons, like "owo" or "uwu."
The language weaboos and furries alike use to appear cute, but end up annoying and almost illegible.
To use weebonics, follow this formula:
1) Usually there is no capitalization.
2) Every sentence usually starts with the first letter doubled to indicate stuttering.
3) R's and sometimes L's are replaced with W's.
4) Words ending with S may have an -H ending to denote a lisp.
5) Words beginning with th- will be replaced with d-.
6) "You" is often replaced with "chu."
7) Full stops (periods) are sometimes replaced with commas, especially in ellipses.
8) Obsessive use of *asterisks* and kaomoji emoticons, like "owo" or "uwu."
Person using weebonics: h-hewwo,, i-ish it okie to talk to chu? *hides in corner* owo
Average person: Who the hell are you?
Average person: Who the hell are you?
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