Welk boi is someone that lives in Immingham. He is highly intelligent but often comes out with stupid things without thinking, possible because his brain is overloaded with other things ;)
Often accompanied with the word loltard i.e - loltard welk boi!
Often accompanied with the word loltard i.e - loltard welk boi!
by Meldrew Eyebrows June 03, 2009
A Lawrence Welk cigar is a really bad cigar Other wise known as a pice of shit with a band around it.
"Where do you keep the Lawrence Welk cigars around hear, because I'm broke and I need a cheep smoke.
by B The Man January 08, 2015
James Bond's "alphabetical-letter coded" secret-agent partner from Moscow who often assists Thang Q --- another of 007's courtesy-and-manners-steeped fellow agents --- with diplomacy and other politeness-related matters.
James Bond: This martini is perfect and just the way I like it --- shaken, but not stirred.
Agent #1: Thang Q.
Agent #2 (covering for 007, who did not hear Agent #1's appreciative reply because he has already wandered off to mingle with other dignitaries in the party-throng): Yuri Welk M.
Agent #1: Thang Q.
Agent #2 (covering for 007, who did not hear Agent #1's appreciative reply because he has already wandered off to mingle with other dignitaries in the party-throng): Yuri Welk M.
by QuacksO April 24, 2020
Its when one senior citizen finishes fucking another senior citizen up the ass and then they shit it out into their Depends undergarment.
(Lawrence Welk Village is a senior community in San Diego, CA.)
(Lawrence Welk Village is a senior community in San Diego, CA.)
by Wahaka Jim June 17, 2006
Its when one serior citizen finishes fucking another senior citizen up the ass and then they shit it out into their Depends undergarment.
(Lawrence Welk Village is a senior community in San Diego, CA.)
(Lawrence Welk Village is a senior community in San Diego, CA.)
by Shitmoyer August 31, 2008
Welking it is when you dip your dick in paint the current color of Welkin’s hair then wait for the paint to dry before jorking it.
by Mexi_mart April 09, 2025
by Lopez clarkson December 06, 2018