Ulrike

ulrike is a wonderful person. she is very smart and she almost knows everything (that’s what i thought as a child because actually she’s my mom). hey mom, you are so tough and strong and intelligent and it’s impressive how far you’ve come in your life!

i am looking up to you and everything that you’ve achieved!
you are the prettiest and wisest woman i know!

thank you for being you and even though we have a lot of difficult times - i love you with my whole heart and i don’t want anyone else to be my mom but you <3

i love you!!
who’s that strong and independent woman? that’s ulrike, my beautiful and strong mother
by the stranger you will recogniz November 24, 2024
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Ulrike

Ulrike used to be a super sensitive girl who was bullied in school for her caring nature. Ever since, she has risen from the ashes like a badass Phoenix that gives no f***s about anything not German. She likes horses, and riding, and everything that comes with the package.
Oh my God, have you seen that Ulrike?! What an ass!”
by Namenamenamerandomname June 27, 2020
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Dirty Ulrik

When she's taking a shit, and you push it back in the ass with your penis; not allowing her to finish her big dump. No shit - no mercy.
I was in the middle of taking a shit, when my boyfriend suddenly inserted his wiener, pushing my turd back in the cave. He pulled a dirty Ulrik.
by Leetgamer1234567 May 03, 2024
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