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The grandmas bathroom

When a guy got a handjob from a fat girl in her grandmas bathroom
You hear about the grandmas bathroom with cooper apparently it sounded like macaroni sounds

grandmaster of the pootang 

To earn the title "Grandmaster of the Pootang", one must be capable of performing expert level techniques such as the "Full Lick". Grandmasters are guaranteed to steal your bitch, use her up and toss her back to you like a Cabbage Patch Kid after daddy's pitbull Spike is done with it.
"Bro I tried to do that Full Lick shit mane, I can't quite get it. Shit's hard"
"Yeah man you ain't quite ready to be a grandmaster of the pootang yet"

Grandmaster of the Arts 

A person who has mastered every art there has been and will be.
Look how the Grandmaster of the Arts 360 noscoped that gay man
Grandmaster of the Arts by Serphos February 20, 2022

grandpa on the shitter 

This is the instance whenever one is playing golf and attempts to hit the ball over a water hazard and ends up not clearing the hazard with the first attempt, which would require a second attempt with a one stoke penalty. If the second shot fails to clear the hazard it is known as a "Grandpa on the shitter". Reason: two balls in the water.
Jason couldn't carry the water on the 17th hole twice, so he lost the hole AND the match with a Grandpa on the shitter.