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The Field School 

A school in Northwest DC. It used to be in a town house downtown, but then it moved to a big mansion, and changed like crazy.

This school is so uptight, and you get in trouble for the stupidest things.

Most of the kids are stoned all the time, as well as some of the teachers.

Almost every single kid that attends this school has ADD, ADHD or some other learning disability.

They are starting to let in really weird kids, and the middle schoolers are so fucking annoying and think they rule the school.
hasn;t field realized that it sucks now?
The Field School by koppolop April 13, 2005

The Field School 

The Field School is a school in Washington DC, and it used to be a weed farm. Almost all of the kids
are stoned and the teachers are too. This is the legendary Field School. There is still weed growing behind the school nd in the science labs.
The Field School by KiraLivesOn November 14, 2017

The Friend School of Atlanta 

A school with a student body fewer than 200 housing grades k-12. Although the name friend might be in the name the school isn't always so friendly. Do to the small population if you do not get along with your cohorts then you often will be friendless and lonely. The teachers there are mostly really nice with a few exceptions. There is one hated class. Student skills. There is also a teacher named Alex who yells when she's happy. It's a interesting school.
I attended the friend School of Atlanta and we ate pizza on fridays

The Field School 

A big weed farm where the local lore says farmer joe lives, long since abandonded
Person 1:Omg its the field school
Person 2: the feld school

The Field School 

An absurdly expensive private prep school with good teachers, terrible leadership, burnt out neurodivergent stoner students, and evil middle schoolers. Under the dictatorship of Supreme Leader Lori Strauss, prices for regular things are jacked way up while antisemitism is brushed over.
Student 1: "Have you heard what happened to The Field School after Lori Strauss took over?"
Student 2: "Yeah, we both go there. I can't believe she removed the Latin department by personally defenestrating Hugh McElroy."
Student 1: "Yeah, and the public execution she held for the physics teacher Jared was horrible."
Student 2: "Well at least we still have David Kongstvedt, Field School history teacher and writer of 2008's Osiris Ford."
The Field School by Botto B Bobbs January 7, 2024

The Best Friend Speech 

The speech given (usually to a guy) by a girl when he's started a relationship with her "best friend"
"Mate, i'm in deep shit... i spent last night with jane but i really am not intrested in a relationship"

"Yeah so what's wrong"

"Ellie gave me the best friend speech"

"she..."

"yeah..., the...'thing is...she's my best friend, if you fuck her around I will castrate you and stick your balls so far down your throat you'll be shitting cum for a month...' speech"