teemo'd

Dying in the most gruesome way to Teemo including; baited into a land field of mushroom, poked to death, blinded to death, and getting baited by his global taunt and following him into his team.

I Teemo'd into baron pit.

by The Blind Monk August 14, 2015

teemo main

Neppz is a Teemo Main

Neppz is a Teemo Main

by Emraka January 3, 2018

teemo support

in the very popular game called league of legends, this absolutely fucking brain rotting champion played in the most annoying way for both teams, they will intentionally feed the enemy adc and fucking ruin your lane by losing farm

the enemy teemo support really fucking inted this one

by porobristle January 26, 2022

Salty Teemo

Being so bad that you make an amateur look like a professional.

You say that hes a pro player but those Salty Teemo plays determine otherwise

by KhaosxResolve February 19, 2014

Captain Teemo

A balanced style of playing Teemo, The Swift Scout in League of Legends that uses him as a hybrid(AP/AD) carry. This enables him to deploy highly damaging mushrooms, backdoor towers, and deal significant damage in team fights.

"Yeah, uh-huh, you know what it is
Hit my W and I be movin' quick
Yeah, uh-huh, screamin "I'm hybrid"
When I shoot you with a dart, you're blinded
Step into the bush, you won't see me, I'm invisible
Captain Teemo, Captain Teemo,

Captain Teemo, Captain Teemo"

-Crown: Captain Teemo

by Big_D_and_the Revolution May 11, 2011

crossing guard teemo

Some fat kid, with coconut hair.

Look at that wild crossing guard teemo, what a faggot.

by TheWizzyFlizzy May 12, 2014

not Teemo

Teemo is the greatest champion in a popular computer video game, League of Legends. Teemo is the greatest champion in the league. Teemo is synonymous with perfection.

Therefore, when something is "Not Teemo", it is lackluster, unappealing, unfortunate, not-the-best, and just generally bad.

Well, that's not Teemo!

by GrandMasterJR October 24, 2019