Also known as the "Spicy Sinus Coffee Blumpkin" a Snar Blunklin is the act of taking a dump, drinking coffee with hot sauce either in or on the rim of the coffee mug, and getting a blowjob all at the same time.
If timed right, your colon, nasal cavity, and testicles will all empty simultaneously, leading to the perfect full body orgasm.
If timed right, your colon, nasal cavity, and testicles will all empty simultaneously, leading to the perfect full body orgasm.
My friend and his girlfriend keep wasting money on sex toys and enhancement drugs, but they've never tried the good ol' Snar Blunklin. It's the best way to start a morning, trust me.
by JayFay22 April 12, 2021
Get the Snar Blunklinmug.