Smooth Criminal

The act of inserting your thumb into your girlfriends rectum during sex then brag about it.
You been hit by, you been struck by a "Smooth Criminal."
by WhacksHoff November 25, 2023
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The Smooth Criminal

When you and another person are about to have sex, and you repeatedly start asking “Annie, are you okay?” You keep asking this, regardless of what the person says, until they’re no longer in the mood for sex.
“So last weekend was actually great, I used the Smooth Criminal to great effect, and now none of her friends will talk to me, either. Peace and quiet is in store for me.
by anon415 February 04, 2023
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