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Screenshot or it never happened 

Used on primarily forums/online games.

The author normally feels inferior because of what OP posted, and so, to regain his pride he asks for a screenshot to prove if the event is true.
fag1: i didn't pirate my games, they're all backups.

fag2: screenshot or it never happened

fag1: i aced TT with only a glock
fag2: screenshot or it never happened

fag1: I JUST BEAT LVL 150 CHAOS WITHOUT USING AI EXPLOITS
fag2: screenshot or it never happened

screenshot

a picture of a piece (or whole) of your computer desktop.
Valuable in explaining to people how to do different stuff in applications, or just sort of generally cool.
Also, valuable when designing web pages as a person with one computer, so your Windows friend can send you screenshots of what stuff looks like in IE (or, if you're on the dark side, so your Mac friend can send pics of what it looks like in Safari)....
Person 1: Hey, I have this awesome new app on my comp. Wanta come see it sometime?

Person 2: Nah, just email me a screenshot.
screenshot by person3 April 9, 2006

Screenshotter 

People who take screenshots over snapchat. Usually screenshotters will loose their place in heaven.
Stuart: "Did you hear Alex took a screenshot of my snapchat the other day?"
Zane: "I always knew he was a screenshotter"
Raven: "That must mean he is going to hell, at least I'm not alone!" (Raven is a ginger)
Screenshotter by Shdhfhdjjsksl March 13, 2013

Screenshoot

To prove somthing with a Screenshot. Commonlly used to win instant messaging arguments. Can be followed up with a BOOM HEADSHOT!
Person A says:
oh yeah prove it

Person B sends:

"Imageofproof.jpg"

Person A says:
This will be good...

Transfer of "Imageofproof.jpg" is complete.

Person A says:
oh, sorry i belive you know, i am an idiot

Person B says:
just used my computer skills to Screenshoot you. BOOM HEADSHOT!
Screenshoot by westwoo October 15, 2010

Screenshot and Send 

(verb, noun) This phrase describes a situation in which a person takes a screenshot of their text or DM conversation with another person (sometimes containing incriminating or private information) and sends it to a third person/party who may or may not be directly involved. Ex. taking a screenshot of a threat from your brother to your parents to get him into trouble. Sometimes Screenshot and Send can be used rather innocently. Ex. Someone confesses their love to you in text and you screenshot and send to your friend to get advice on how to respond. Screenshot-and-sends can include photos.
(verb) "This random number just sent me a text message in Russian. I'm about to screenshot and send this!"

(noun) "That screenshot and send got your brother in trouble."
Screenshot and Send by Flappjack November 1, 2019

Gay Screenshot Triggered 

If you're itching to expose a gay person just tell them this... And they will automatically know you screenshotted there gay chat
Brandon : I love this new nail polish
Tyler : Gay screenshot triggered