A rich town, full of white kids. Many of them are bitches or dicks but there are a few people who are golden. Many adults in sayville think its the most amazing town ever, and most kids can't wait to get the hell out of here. We have an amazing football team and a pretty good music program. The summer is fun going to the beach, but there is rarely things to do.. its sort of boring here. There are way too many bullies and way too many who are unhappy. We need to stop being so materialistic and judgemental. No one should feel like highschool was the worst time of their life. It seems that every year the kids get meaner and meaner. We were once the "friendliest town in america" but now, not so much.

Person not from sayville: "Oh, Sayville was such a nice little town.. I loved it, I wish I lived there."
Person from sayville: "There's nothing to do here, everyone here is mean, and I can not wait to get out of Sayville."

Sayville by weneedchange August 9, 2012

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Sayville

Sayville is a nice town who most people think it’s not, well I don’t care because I’ve been to worst so all y’all who say it’s a stupid town full of idiots it’s not just that

Kid : hey you wanna hangout in sayville, nice town
Kid 2: ya sure it’s great

Sayville by wasteoftimebye June 9, 2018

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Leaving Shawtyville

An east American expression meaning to shorten/to lose height.

Carrington: Oí shawty, my gran has been leaving Shawtyville these past few years... she’s already shrunken 13 cm!!

Morgan: BAZINGA

Leaving Shawtyville by Really_Stinky_Feet345 May 19, 2021

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