skrutskie

Food lovers, amazing people that will help others with what they need. Love to strut around to different places, and loves to ski. Never put these two togather or they will beat the living shit out of you. Never give them food, or they will attack

The skrutskie was strutting down the street towards the smell of food. She attacked the stand and swallowed up all she could eat.

by Juila13sad June 14, 2018

Itchies & Scratchies

Itchies and Scratchies (n): the prolonged feeling of itchiness surrounding the labia majora following a hot and heavy session of clitoral rubbing. Inspiration pulled from the Simpson’s “Itchy & Scratchy Show”.

“I just have this tickling sensation every now and then around my bush, I really hope it’s not some sort of infection.”

“When was the last time you gave good ol’ Peggy a rub?”

“30 minutes ago.”

“Girl, you’ve got a case of the Itchies & Scratchies!”

by Mulchmuncher9 August 23, 2023