Sanitary trowel

A hand held device for removing objects stuck in one's vagina

Samantha darling, can I borrow your sanitary trowel. Samantha: "what's it for this time?" He only went and penetrated my twat with a Mickey Mouse dildo and now I can't get it out.

by HeXsTeRiA November 20, 2019

sanitary quotient

A scale to evaluate the Sanitary Sense of a person.

He has very low Sanitary quotient. He urinates and spits in public.

by PYESEM March 23, 2020