christopher ryan horn

A very sweet, and caring guy. He always looks out for those he loves and will never let you down. Everyone around him believes he is wonderful & would do anything for him. He is compassionate & creative. Very dramatic, and attempts to be stubborn. Very cute and adorable! Definately someone you want in your life. Has very good choice in music and is a dork. Dislikes reading, and one of the best actors ever. He can sing and dance and kick ass at soccer :) You have to be very lucky to have this boy in your life and thank God for him everyday.

You will never be as amazing as Christopher Ryan Horn. (:

by stronger_now July 24, 2011

Ryan Howard

King Kong with a bigger nose and who plays first base for the Philadelphia Pussies. He hits a ton of home runs but strikes out a lot because a gorilla don't know how to play ball. He is married to Jimmy Rollins and his mistress is Cole Hamels and his daddy is Jamie (transvestite) Moyer.

Newsflash... Philadelphia first baseman, Ryan Howard, is climbing up the Empire state building.

by Cole Hamels March 18, 2009

Ryan Holmes

A 300 pound bowling ball of a man who always has to show you memes or the IT 2 trailer

Did Ryan Holmes show you the IT 2 trailer?

Yeah, he has done that for the fifth today.

by 420or69? September 14, 2019

ryan hong

a dumb gross perv who’s retarded

“RYAN HONG IS GROSS”

by ella bella November 28, 2017

ryan holmes

very strange. Rages at overwatch and continues his racist propoganda.

1:Damn, ryan holmes is so racist.
2:yeah i know

by its ya boi al March 25, 2019

Ryan Howard

When an athlete has fallen out of his prime 5 years ago but is paid more than most superstars, and is stuck with an unlucky team like a curse.

Ryan Howard hasn't been a legitimate player since Osama bin Laden was still alive.

by Deez Nuts 2016 October 18, 2015

Ryan Nugent-Hopkins

The Longest Tenured Edmonton Oiler (as of right now). Has had solid production despite the carousel of coaches that have gone through Edmonton. He is a fan favorite of many Edmonton faithful.

An Absolute Legend. NUUUUUUUUUGE

Oilers Fan #1: Did you see how Ryan Nugent-Hopkins did last night?

Oilers Fan #2: Yeah Dude, That guy fucks

by Capone93 June 2, 2022