defenestration deformation

What happens to a person shortly after they have been defenestrated.

See also "deacceleration trauma" and "concrete poisoning".

After Joe took a header out the third-floor window, his face was never the same due to defenestration deformation.

by Fuzzy Dog May 18, 2022

Theory of the Deformation of the Laws of Physics

A theoretical framework proposing that the laws of physics can be deformed—stretched, twisted, or warped from their standard form—under extreme conditions or in exotic contexts. Unlike violation (laws breaking completely) or evolution (laws changing permanently), deformation implies temporary, context-dependent alteration: the laws take a different shape near singularities, at quantum gravity scales, or in the presence of extreme fields. This theory might explain why general relativity and quantum mechanics resist unification—they're the same laws deformed to different regimes, and a meta-law describes how deformation occurs. The study of deformations might reveal a deeper structure: the invariant core that remains unchanged through all deformations, the true "law of laws."

Theory of the Deformation of the Laws of Physics Example: "His work on the deformation of physical laws suggested that near black holes, the familiar equations twist into new forms—not because they're wrong, but because they're being viewed through a warped context. The laws deform, but their deeper structure remains."

by Dumu The Void March 19, 2026