nick the dick

A term typically used to describe a simple minded douchbag. Qualities includes a low I.Q, dead end job, fuck boy mentality and refers to one's self as a "pussy".

A "Nick the Dick" usually lives in a trailer park and is a typical wife beater. Sadly if females pursue to date said fuck boy....bring a magnifying glass with you...the penis size is far below the normal average.

"Nick the Dick" usually associates with other slow minded individuals due to low mental functioning.

"Hey Joe! Have you seen Nick the Dick?",

"why yes I have....Wait....do you mean that giraffe ass necked mother fucker?"
"Yep! That be the one!"

by Coolstorybro7 July 8, 2017

nick ta

a rare species of Asian men, one that listens, but doesn't cry when he does. Sometimes he's a creep, but delivers it in a style so that it is interestingly unique.

nick ta is not a hop hip cat.

by nick ta April 4, 2009

Nick Talo

A bitch that i beat up in grade 8 and he cried to the office

What a fucking bitch must be a nick talo!

by FunnyAssBBB March 5, 2018

Nick Thorne

A shit drummer that plays in a soundcloud rapper colab. Nick has a small dick and plays fortnite, a common sign of virginity

Damn that kid is such a nick thorne, i bet he's going home to play Fortnite and jerk off to Anime

by Jack Kanoff October 16, 2018

Nick Tobey

A Shit, Poop

Thought I was ready to go out, then I noticed I had to take a big Nick Tobey

by PDizzle1 March 10, 2020

Nick Tresize

A misogynistic fuck who finds it okay to comment on the bodies of young, teenage girls as a grown adult.
Also Nonce who likes kids, beware...

Nick Tresize: "you have a big butt"

by Strong Wamen August 13, 2021

Nick The Pig

The baddest mother fucker in Vancouver BC if not the world. This mother fucker will sell a guitar to anyone and everyone. No shit Nick The Pig is the fucking man!

Yo that dude is fucking bad ass.

He is but he aint no Nick The Pig!

NIck The Pig has a giant fucking cock!

by The Wolf of Alma st August 2, 2018