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murt kelvin

a lanky ginger prick who touches year 8s
murt kelvin is hiding in the girls changing room
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Murting

The art of beating a man to unconsciousness, then performing sex acts on him until he wakes up, at which point you run away as if nothing happened
I’ve been murting on random guys for a few years now
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