meat sleep

beating the meat earlier in the evening/day, and then taking a nap

John: Aye, man, why did you pass out yesterday?
Alex: i took a meat sleep

by boreddictionaryx May 13, 2017

meansweeper

the very disturbing process of shoving a vacuum up a womans vaginal passage and draining all liquids after sexual intercoarse with any sex.giggity.

god after tht black guy did me i needed a huge meansweeper !

by b,kc,emmett,bray June 19, 2008

Meatslurper

An individual who thoroughly enjoys slurping on some good meat after a long day. He/She will often be closeted about their meat slurping actions.

Joe: Did you hear that John was caught in a bathroom stall with a hole in it?

Jeff: Yeah, he's a real meatslurper.

by JohnTheMeatSlurper September 15, 2022

Meatslop Surprise

When a overweight girl falls on you face and pussay taste like roast beef

Jasmine fell on my face and I got a mouthful of Meatslop Surprise

by Kari Hatake September 2, 2023

Meatcreep

The exact opposite of a vegan. Someone who eats only meat and won't shut yhe fuck up about it. Ex. Joe Rogan.

PERSON 1 Did you listen to thw new JRE?
PERSON 2 I tried, but all he talks about is how he eats elk meat. He's a real meatcreep.

by Borgerking. September 15, 2023