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Macedonian Tazooni

A 'Macedonian tazooni' is a sexual act that is performed only by those fucked up in the head. The receiver will cut a small hole into a their flesh and. The partner will penetrate the hole, while urinating to create the flag of Macedonia (the blood represents the red and the urine represents the yellow)
'I heard she's pretty fucked up, maybe she will let you give her a Macedonian tazooni'
by TheWizard69 March 2, 2015
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Macadamia Ranch

A place to house the mentally ill.

Same as booby hatch, funny farm, "insane asylum", "loony bin", "nut house", "cuckoos nest" etc.
After I had a nervous breakdown, I was admitted to the Macadamia ranch for a little mental vacation.
by ninefeetdeep July 14, 2008
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Macedonian

An ancient people assimilated into Hellenic culture. Non-existent as a people today, although the history of ancient Macedonians has been stolen by slavic-Macedonians in FYROM (The Former Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia). They insist, through revisionist history and outright lies that they are the descendants of Alexander the Great.

It is well documented that the composition of FYROM is a majority Bulgarian with Serbs in the North and an Albanian majority in the West and Northwest.

The Slavs migrated to what is modern FYROM in the 7th Century and have only recently been calling themselves the descendants of Alexander.

Upon the creation of FYROM, all of the political leaders in power declared that they WERE NOT the descendants of Alexander (see statements of Macedonian President Kiro Gligorov).
Nebojsa calls himself "Macedonian" but the language he speaks is "old Serbian" and he celebrates Serbian Slava, thus Nebojsa, is really a Serb, calling himself a "Macedonian".

Goce calls himself a "Macedonian" but the language he speaks is a dialect of Bulgarian, his nameday is an old Bulgarian custom and he is really Bulgarian, although he calls himself "Macedonian".

Jim calls himself "Macedonian", his family was all born in Northern Greece, they speak both Greek and Bulgarian and there familial lineage comes from Athens (although they'd never admit it). They learned Bulgarian after the Slavic migrations South, but they call themselves "Macedonian" even though they are Greek.
by Oti rej! July 24, 2008
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Morgan Freeman’s Macedonian MacDonald Macadamia Nuts

a very good restaurant created by a person who saved the macadamia nuts from greece by using sharp corn given to them by paul from iowa which was then bought out by morgan freeman
Paul: “Wow I love the Macadamia Burger from Morgan Freeman’s Macedonian MacDonald Macadamia Nuts!”
Cat: “Same lol!”
by dacheeziestwhiz March 28, 2021
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Macadamian

Adjective, used to describe an action that requires a lot of testicular fortitude, or an action that requires balls. Derived from the macadamia nut, and the common English phrase "of Arcadian proportions".
"Man, running with the bulls is macadamian."

OR

"Asking her name was almost macadamian."
by Denial8522 February 7, 2010
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Macadamias

A different word for the testicles, also known as balls or nuts.
1. That baseball hit him right in his Macadamias.

2. He didn't have the Macadamias to do it.
by paniq November 23, 2006
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MAGAdonian

A creature that originates from the Orange Kingdom and worships the Orange King.
Did you see those MAGAdonians the other day drinking bud lights at Disney while calling conservatives RINOs?
by Mikey G6 June 2, 2023
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