Can't light a birthday candle with a blowtorch

Idiom. Used to describe a person's lack of intelligence or inability to perform/achieve a simple task.

Is it any surprise how badly he did? That idiot can't light a birthday candle with a blowtorch.

by Catfish Baruni June 16, 2016

Lighting the Candle

When you're at the crib with your woman and you need to let your homie know that he needs to lay back for a while and stay low.

Don't front bro, I am lighting the candle so you know you gotta stay away until I'm done.

by wolverheel October 30, 2016