That’s on me

Phrase to take blame for something you fucked up in a situation where it could not possibly be anyone else’s fault.

Friend: bro, why did you just throw my Xbox out the window? we are on the 5th floor.

You: oh. that’s on me

Girlfriend: you’re telling me you had a threesome with two other bitches, neither of whom are me.

Boyfriend: yeah, that’s on me, but i love you.

by Gooch cobbler October 20, 2020

On me

A honest promise

On me I never sucked dick before.

by 803 Problems June 20, 2018

be me

A way of saying "I am". Often seen on 4chan.org.

Be me, 19, m, straight. Just another sausage on the internet.

by itiswhatever April 24, 2015

This is me

Used on the train (usually subway, metro, etc.) - when the train starts to pull off at your destination station, this is probably what you say to someone you're talking to to tell it "this is where I get off."

A: So are you just visiting New York or you work...
B: I'm sorry, but... this is me. I gotta go, nice meeting you, though.
A: Well, okay. Hope to see you again soon.
B: Ditto.

by VagaccidentOnMyMasturbacation March 4, 2015

me no no

means 'i don't know' but is said in a childish voice

"what do you wanna do tomorrow?"
"me no no"

by xxxwtdxxx February 12, 2006

@ me

when you are subtweeted/subbed on social media.
used to tell someone to tag you next time.

Billy: You don't have to be a shady shit, @ me next time!

by heyo1234567890heyo November 15, 2016

Me

You, but better.

"Go get ME a samich."

by *cough cough* July 15, 2009