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This common turn of phrase is usually used to mock someone who is injured in a funny way
"Did you hear Chase Garbers broke his wrist while fingering a vagina?"

"You are what you get injured by, and I always knew that Brahmas QB was a pussy"
by Smartest Man in History May 24, 2024
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Injured Snail

For those of us who are spectacularly slow - both physically and/or mentally (god help you if you're both!)

So not just a snail (renowned for their lack of speed) but one going slower than normal due to injury. Which is pretty slow.
Urmmm - I'm feeling a bit of an injured snail now, so bear with me...

Ok here we go.

A: "You know, they've taken gullible out of the dictionary?"

B: "Really! Woah!"

A: laughs.

B: what? (thinks desperately for a few mins) Oh I get it! I've been gullible! Ha ha!

A: "blimey you're quick aren't you?"

B: Really!

A: "No. You've got the mental pace of an injured snail!"
by Remakulingo March 10, 2009
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Injured List

Person #1: Hey, let's go out tonight!
Person#2: I can't my feddy is on the injured list right now.
by Callyce01 August 8, 2019
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