ad hoc

a bull shit commitee that a large corporations create to pander to their employees.

I have to sit on that bull shit employee retention ad hoc commitee

by Wade McIntyre November 27, 2004

cum hoc ergo propter hoc

Latin for "with this, therefore because of this"

Basically says, just because A = B , and B = C, A ≠ C.

Example of cum hoc ergo propter hoc:

If Chad likes Megan, and Megan likes Barbie Dolls, that does not mean that Chad likes Barbie Dolls.

by the fallacy October 15, 2011

Dai cuong hoa hoc huu co

You would rather die than to study this shit. Whenever someone talks about this, just slap them directly with a saucepan.

Dai cuong hoa hoc huu co kho vai ca lon

by hatemaths February 6, 2023

HOC

A Hoe On Call (HOC) is a person (most often, but not exclusively, female) whom receives recurring payments from a client to perform sexual acts upon demand. This is done with a mutual understanding that the two are not in a relationship, but instead are both are in agreement to use one another. A the situation is similar to that of a sugar daddy/baby, but the terms are slightly more specific and less ambiguous. The arrangement is not unlike that of a lawyer on retainer by a client or business.

Adam: "who was that you were texting?"
Bryan: "oh that's just my HOC. I'm letting her know I need her here tomorrow night so we can fuck"

by ConKing August 1, 2021

HOC

Hero Of Convenience
someone who passionately virtue signals for a particular behaviour but will not stand by it when it is inconvenient for them

John "........... And that's why you should never eat meat!"
Rick "But John if you are an ethical vegan why do you work for Animal testing Inc? "
John "Yeah but that's is for a good cause "
Rick " Your just a HOC! "

by monkeyguy13 January 25, 2024

HOC blocker

A driver that insists on driving slower than normal freeway traffic in the high occupancy/carpool lane, thus slowing all cars behind them.

That HOC blocker up there has been doing 63 the whole way from the 110 to the 22!

by Deebeedub November 11, 2017

Id hoc

An idiotic form of ad hoc, where someone appears to work unproactively without any plan in place, instead, working on a reactive basis which requires very minimal effort and work.

Person A: "Their approach appears to be very id hoc"
Person B: "Don't you mean ad hoc?"
Person A: "No, I mean id hoc = idiotic ad hoc"

by Schrodingers Douchebag October 20, 2020