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Horse Girl

A girl who owns a horse and/or has her social media profile picture set as her and her horse. Accuses people of pretending to be "country" on a constant basis. Generally emotionally unstable and all around insane.
Dude that girl at the show last night was cute.

Nah man she added me on Facebook... She's a horse girl.
by ShanTee February 8, 2014
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Horse Girl

Has some deeper than normal connection to riding horses and doing horse related things since a young age. The reason as to why someone can be so connected to riding horses is not completely clear, perhaps it is due to sexual arousal from repeated vagina on jostling saddle contact. Normally quiet, introverted, socially awkward girls. Not nerdy in the traditional term of videogames, anime, internet, etc. Nerdy in the sense of odd hobbies. There is a high likelihood of being catholic or religious. This overall describes a very vanilla and bland person, so horse related hobbies largely define this person's character in totality. Overall, they can be mildly attractive personally and physically but not more than average.
Of course personal variations occur between all horse girls.
Person 1: Hey, have you met (generic white girl name)?
Person 2: Yeah, she wouldn't really talk much, kinda awkward too... I struggled to talk to her about anything... I noticed she mentioned something about horses and had some horse related apparel.

Person 1: I know, (generic white girl name) is probably a horse girl, just look how undefined and innocent she is.
Person 2: Totally vanilla.
by The #1 Defenestrator September 13, 2017
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Horse girl

A horse a girl is a crazy girl who has an obsession with horses, she doesn’t not admit that she is but she does call herself an equestrian, they usually talk about them all the time and act as if they actually are one, some horse girls even gallop and eat hair and grass (careful she might bite you if you’re not looking) . Usual names include; Emily, Maddison, Jemma, Sarah, Jessie, Emma
Non-horse girl; “Omg it’s a horse girl!”

Horse girl; “I’m not a horse girl, I’m an equestrian

Non-horse girl; “uhhh ok then
by Bob the cog June 9, 2020
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Horse girl

A crazy, middle class, white girl who is obsessed with horses. In general this specie of human is exceptionally horny and extremely kinky. So if your girlfriend's a horse girl, watch out because she's definitely gonna take the reins in the relationship.
Person 1: Omg look at the horse girl with her horse "Mr Tiggs"
Person 2: yh haven't you heard she into some super kinky shit
by Lolommssss101 October 14, 2019
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Horse Girl

A girl who always talks about horses, and given the option she'd probably pop it back for a horse. Dream date; centaur. Must have a white jacket.
guy one: bro did you see Alyssa in gym class today? her gallop wasn't as pretentious today.
guy two: bro she's a horse girl, she probably got her back busted by her horse last night.
by twentysquaredplustwenty February 27, 2020
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Horse girl

person : aw man did the horse girl randomly bite you again 😣
by a m a n d a October 5, 2019
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Horse Girl

The equivalent to a car guy. AKA MechAlchemist
MechAlchemist is a total horse girl, the way he goes on about his cars.
by BbbrokenMelodyyy February 16, 2019
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