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Fuck a Friend Friday 

The only day of the week where fucking your friends is totally acceptable.

(There's also: Molest A Friend Monday, Touch A Friend Tuesday, Get Whipped Wednesday, Tap a Tit Thursday, and Get Slapped Saturday.)
Your friend (on saturday):"Did you and Sam fuck yesterday?"

You: "Yeah, I don't like him, but it WAS fuck a friend friday."
Fuck a Friend Friday by FTWb1+cH December 17, 2011
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Fuck a friend day 

Find a friend and fuck em hard 🤤🥵
Hey Jenna you wanna fuck for national fuck a friend day

Jenna: of course Ryan can't wait

Fuck a Friend eve 

Fuck-a-Friend Eve is the day before National Fuck a Friend day, widely considered to be April the 9th. On this day, two best friends can prepare themselves for the day to come, possibly by engaging in sexual activities.
"Hey, it's Fuck a Friend Day tomorrow, so that means it's Fuck a Friend Eve today, do you wanna get warmed up?"
"Sure!"

Fuck You Friend Request 

this can be defined as people who have asked to befriend you on a social website like Facebook, Myspace, etc. that you keep there either because you dont particularly like the person or for your own personal amusement or any other reason that pretty much means your not going to accept the request but let them think you will.
That chick i used to like asked me to accept her friend request, she'll be on my "Fuck You Friend Request" page for a long time.
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I can't believe this dumb bitch is asking to be friends, after the way he fucked me over with that deal... eh, I'll just "Fuck You Friend Request" him.

National fuck your friend day 

On February 27 you will be able to ask your friend to fuck
Friend 1:it’s national fuck your friend day

Friend 2: wow really wanna fuck

Fuck your friend’s girl day 

On May 5th we celebrate Fuck your friend’s girl day

On this day we can have sex with our friend’s girlfriends
Hey Rose I know your my friend’s girlfriend but since it’s Fuck your friend’s girl day I think we should have sex!

Good Friend Fuck 

When someone you are close to—or decently close to—needs help out of a relationship with a crazy person.
Jennifer: Carter got engaged to Heather after like three months of dating, and now we’re all worried about him.

Danielle: Well, there’s only one thing you can do.

Jennifer: What?
Danielle: You’re going to have to good friend fuck him.
Good Friend Fuck by livingrachel August 21, 2019