Essex Girl

The type of girl that goes on yubo to look for something ✨meaningful✨ only to get their heartbroken and look like an idiot in the process.

Bro 1- “Ay bro are you still chatting to that Essex Girl”
Bro 2- “G. She wants to link man and watch a film at odeon but I just want a beat styll”

Essex girl

smart, sassy, fun, and striving hard in life like everyone else.

by Trishylikefishy November 10, 2021

/ ‘es.iks ,g3:l /
Noun (archaic, informal)
-see also ‘witch,’ ‘harpy,’ ‘siren,’ ‘Jezebel,’ ‘harlot,’

Q: How many men does it take to change an Essex Girl?
A: None! She ain’t changing for no Chad!

by EGLF August 8, 2024