alice: i clicked a link that took me to this page, so i clicked a link that took me to this page. can anyone hear me?
bob: yes, i am an expert on the practice of Fluffles, and have been investigating its quirks for over 5000 million hours, i am here to help
dan: interesting, and what is it?
bob: i think something about cats
dan: wait, don't you mean discordianism?
alice: hello?
bob: yes, discordianism is the name of my cats
alice: meaow
bob: yes, i am an expert on the practice of Fluffles, and have been investigating its quirks for over 5000 million hours, i am here to help
dan: interesting, and what is it?
bob: i think something about cats
dan: wait, don't you mean discordianism?
alice: hello?
bob: yes, discordianism is the name of my cats
alice: meaow
by smith.e January 30, 2023
Get the discordianismmug. by Mokovi December 31, 2020
Get the Discordianmug. 
When a person of higher intelligence is checked into several-day inpatient psychiatric facility. Discordianism is an absurdist religion (or psuedo religion) which reveres the Greek Goddess Eris, the scion of chaos.
"What happened to our theoretical physics professor?"
"He's having his Discordian Baptism in the loony bin."
"Poor guy!"
"He's having his Discordian Baptism in the loony bin."
"Poor guy!"
by Foxnight February 22, 2015
Get the Discordian Baptismmug. The non-sacred declaration of Discordianism which states:"There is no Goddess but Eris and we are all Popes"
by Heiress July 29, 2021
Get the Discordian Shahadahmug. When a Disney Princess creates chaos by showing she's not as pure as people think, she becomes a Discordian American Princess.
It also applies to any teenage girl or young woman who's had a wholesome, clean-cut image that suddenly changes when she does something shocking.
It also applies to any teenage girl or young woman who's had a wholesome, clean-cut image that suddenly changes when she does something shocking.
Miley Ray Cyrus showed her smile as a Disney Princess. But her spiritual advisor Reverend Loveshade and photographer Annie Leibovitz changed all that. As soon as she posed naked in a sheet, and posed with her father Billy Ray Cyrus touching her inner thigh, she became a Discordian American Princess!
Also Britney Spears, Lindsey Lohan, Emily Sander aka Zoey Zane.
Also Britney Spears, Lindsey Lohan, Emily Sander aka Zoey Zane.
by Felicia Barton August 3, 2008
Get the Discordian American Princessmug. "This IS Discordia. Frendship, Love, Family, Honor, Pride"
"Hold your discordian homies tight. The ones that have stayed with you on the cold discordian streets are keepers 100! Stay safe my fellow discordians, normal activates will now resume"
"Hold your discordian homies tight. The ones that have stayed with you on the cold discordian streets are keepers 100! Stay safe my fellow discordians, normal activates will now resume"
by ReiMug January 31, 2024
Get the Discordianmug.