Daytime Sex

Having sex with someone during the day, usually a secret, that is not your significant other. Having sex with someone before going home to another person for the night.

We have daytime sex behind the office, then go about our daily lives.

We had to have daytime sex, so that way we wouldn't get caught sneaking out at night trying to have sex.

by Jack0Lantern11 June 06, 2018

Daytime Facebook

The online equivilent of Daytime Television.

During the day, when everyone is busy at school, college, university, work, or asleep, and nothing happens.

I was on Daytime Facebook earlier, it was so boring, i might as well have been watching Loose Women.

by George89 April 04, 2008

lighttime daytime

Anytime of the new day where it is not dark.

I wish it was lighttime daytime right now, it is really dark at 1:28am.

by lighttimedaytimeenthusiast December 01, 2019

Daytime Cooter

The art of one flashing ones vagina during the afternoon into a large crowd

I can’t believe we got some daytime Cooter at the racetrack today

by Rahrah June 10, 2018

Daytime Janitors

Them little cleaning people at theatres who are only good at cleaning things like restrooms and lobbies. They like to call themselves Ushers, but we all know what's under that shiznit.
(Especially those working at Tinseltown in El Paso)

-The toilet is clogged yo.
-Well just call one of those lazy daytime janitors, they clean as good as your mom.

by Michael December 05, 2004

Daytime Sleepies

A state of altered perception of time in which it is later than you think it is, caused by staying up till 2 AM or later and getting less than 10 hours of sleep

Oh Man, I shouldn't of stayed up so late, now i have the Daytime Sleepies

by TeenyMeany June 14, 2018

daytime lover

Your numero uno bestie who you have significant, undeniable feelings for. You may go on daytime dates, like getting coffee or doing drugs.

Oh I miss my daytime lover!

by EmmaSue February 28, 2010