Coach Stumon

The ultimate dance move that a dad uses to disappear. The Coach Stumon Move is such a hard dance move that only men can dance it with ought messing up.

Your friend: Look your dad just pulled a coach Stumon!
You: Dad?

by Coach Stumon September 26, 2019

Coach Steve

he's only the best person on Big Mouth, we all love him.

person 1: u watch big mouth?
person 2: hell yeah, coach steve is poggers

by coachsteveofficial April 19, 2021

Coach Steve

Coach Steve

Coach Steve

by lola ugfuglio scumpy February 18, 2021

coach schwartz

yeah man, go run a lap.

coach schwartz made us run 10 laps in one day.

by popcorn.kernel123456789 May 7, 2019

coach snelick

grimy little bitch man who thinks he can still act like a teenager. small dick big ego having ass man. (vape smasher” loves to fuck the hell out of his bony wife. hates feminine men. will destroy any hair ties on the wrist of mankind. (probably starves wife as a kink)

eyan eason: “coach snelick has a fat ass!!”

drew thornton: “bro i know look at that fatty”

by penis…..head May 14, 2022

coach snelick

stupid little bitch man with a small cock and big ego. hates feminine men and will destroy wrist bands with teeth. (also vape destroyer2000) starves his bony wife as a kink

eyan easen: “yo coach snelick has a fat ass”

drew thornton: “bro i know he’s fine as fuck”

by penis…..head May 14, 2022

Coach Saleh Victory

when your pro-level quarterback is incapable of running anything above a high school offense but you still get the dub

Sauce would have 2 pucks on Tannehill easy and Whitehead probably strip Henry while he's at it. For a jets and Coach Saleh victory.

by soggy bacon November 12, 2023