Person A: How does a cat named Ozzy always feel? Cozy!
Person B: That doesn't even make any sense. You really claired that joke.
Person B: That doesn't even make any sense. You really claired that joke.
by jpsa April 25, 2017
Get the clairemug. claires are people that are so annoying and if you are friends with a claire you need to tell her to shutup and ditch her.
person #1-duude sally is sooo nice
person #2-yeah but her best friend is so annoying. shes such a claire.
person #2-yeah but her best friend is so annoying. shes such a claire.
by I HATE CLUUUURS July 4, 2008
Get the clairemug. The ultimate word and or name to describe, Selfishness, Ungratefulness and annoyance.
Also this word means takin the biscuit
Also this word means takin the biscuit
Claire: can you look after my kid for like three weeks cos i can't be arsed
Person: erm no, i have a life ya know
Person: erm no, i have a life ya know
by Random Is My Style September 10, 2008
Get the clairemug. usually used to definine something commonly found in the toilet, a claire is a type of dung common to the homosapien species and is usually that more slangly reffered to as 'the run's' or 'sloppy poo' a.k.a diarrhea
child: mum i don't feel too good...
mother: do you have a stomach ache?
child: yes... i just did a claire in the loo... it stunk!!!
mother: i'll get you some medicine!
mother: do you have a stomach ache?
child: yes... i just did a claire in the loo... it stunk!!!
mother: i'll get you some medicine!
by theWikipediaDictionary.. August 2, 2008
Get the clairemug. A huge slut who chats up every guy she see's, A Claire will act innocent but deep down she's a true whore.
by sauceboss13 July 23, 2011
Get the clairemug. by bigmac103 November 24, 2010
Get the clairemug. claire is in love with joshua bassett, she has a farting corner, is so lovable, and she talks in an indie girl/ british voice. she’s also very pretty :) <3
yo is that claire yin yang?
by plasticbbyinfectedwithstdscult February 16, 2020
Get the clairemug.