Charlton Heston

Having intercourse (anal or vaginal) while the recipient is wearing a monkey mask. During the act it is acceptable to quota Planet of the Apes.

"You dam dirty ape."

Having intercourse (anal or vaginal) ( Charlton Heston)inserts into the recipient ( the ape)while the individual is wearing a monkey mask. During the act it is acceptable to quota Planet of the Apes.

You dam dirty ape.

by clownass December 6, 2006

Charlton Athletic

A vastly underachieving team based in South-East London, recently ditched by their 'successful manager' Alan Curbishley, a Brighton reject as a player. Considered by many to be much inferior to Crystal Palace FC, the best team in South London. In order to gain support Charlton feel the need to bus 'fans' in from the Medway Towns, Dover and Folkestone, as well as shipping them over from Calais and Boulogne. Known for the rather anorakish and trainspotting tendencies of their fans, who are referred to as the 'Clowns'

Look at that, Palace knocking another goal past Charlton Athletic

by Parkmeister May 15, 2006

charlton lewis

A pineapple
Charlton lewis is another name for a pineapple

Look a charlton lewis

by Mcswager01 January 30, 2014

charlton crawley

gay stinky poopy head lives in gei fam house

youre such a charlton crawley

by funne man October 1, 2020

Charlton Heston

An American actor whose career-defining talent was orating the word "God" with inhuman levels of conviction.

Charlton Heston? You mean that dude who played Moses in The Ten Commandments, Judah in Ben-Hur, and the guy who says, "GOD DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL" in Planet of the Apes? Yeah, I know him.

by mrskull September 24, 2018

Charlton FC

A team who plays like a bunch of girls and whoever supports them are well batty!

1243, who sucks, CHARLTON FC

by Crummy June 16, 2003

Charlton County

Hick town where the people are afraid of change. Live like the late 70's but want to be up on time only on certain things!! Nothing to do and don't get hungry after 9pm, nothing but Mcdonalds. The people are scared of life and think this is the only way to live!!!

Every one has there place and stays in it here in Charlton County.

by Bored too Deaf!!! September 28, 2006