Poor Fellow's Canteen

A clear, half-liter or gallon plastic container that would normally hold milk, orange juice, or chocolate milk, is converted to a reusable water jug.
John: "Hey dude, can I have some of your gatorade?"

Ryan: "Hey man, I'm sick of your bullshit. Get your own!"

John: "Woah, okay dude, chill out dick munch."

(Thus John is too cheap to buy gatorade in bulk and converts half-liter orange juice to water jug)

({ Next day at Practice)

Ryan: "Hey John, forgot my gatorade. Can I have some?"

John: (Has more than enough water) "Fuck off faggot!"

...Thus Poor Fellow's Canteen was born
by fellowman12 January 26, 2011
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When your name is dahir and you get a grilled Fish taco from the canteen, which is actually a burrito and when you bite into it you produce A satisfying/disturbing scene, you close you eyes while you delicately bite into the soft tortilla.
by TopBoy420 November 05, 2020
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player: im going to kill all of the brotherhood of steel and ncr at the same time
game: YOU TAKE A SIP FROM YOUR TRUSTY VAULT 13 CANTEEN
player: imma chug out of this sink so i dont waste a stimpack
game: YOU TAKE A SIP FROM YOUR TRUSTY VAULT 13 CANTEEN

player: thank you game very non deathclaw of you
you take a sip from trusty your vault 13 canteen
by mexicanfoxnigga March 10, 2021
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Quang Anh canteen

The best canteen in FPT School. It offers a variety of totally FDA-compliant dishes filled with exquisite ingredients such as flies and staplers. Culinary experience ranges from the blandest porridge to the eternally unchanging rice. Though it is gone it will never be forgotten. RIP
I will get my required daily iron intake from staplers at Quang Anh canteen
by president of fschool March 05, 2024
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canteen

An uncircumcised penis.

(as opposed to Army helmet)
When I was in high-school gym class, most of the Hispanic kids had canteens and the white kids had Army-helmuts.
by ferdii6069 June 21, 2016
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canteen day

Weekly day in prison, primarily in the UK, where prisoners receive the food, snacks and toiletries they have ordered.
Canteen day is the best day of the week
by drillerfromthemsides February 23, 2024
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