Olivia Caneff

The cutest girl in Hastings. She has some beautiful eyes and some nice hair. Her smile is so cute it melts my heart until it turns into boiling liquid.

*Olivia walks by*
Me - “Ohh my, is that an angel?!”

Friend - “No, that’s Olivia Caneff. Stupid”

by CoolManz April 29, 2022

Ethan Califf

The hottest fucking guys are named Ethan Califf and bonus points if they are a pitcher. Ethan Califf is one of the best looking guys to ever exist.

Friend: “Hey who is that guy over there”
Me: “That’s Ethan Califf, he is a pitcher”

by Slut for Timothee Chalamet May 18, 2022