callum

noun: any retarded kid in your school that says excelesior and has a sexy rat-tail.

that fagget over there is the worlds biggest callum

by mr. polycronopolus October 13, 2007

callum

A guy who is seemingly perfect, smart, sweet, funny but not the best looking. You will go out with him and find him to be more interested in hanging out with his other friends (ex-girlfriends) than you.

After you break up you will find him to be vindictive and will try to get at you every chance you can.

Usually frigid and most people will believe him to be gay.

My boyfriend hasn't kissed me yet! He's such a callum

by Hennahotties93 August 6, 2011

callum

talks about his money and jetski and fucks little kids

callum is gay

by callum buttress May 2, 2018

callum

Loves suckin dick but never had it done himself

Callum begs it mush and chats shit

by badmanriddimbled February 10, 2012

callum

he always thinks he is extremely sexy and will never get over girls. he doesnt accept that he will never grow. and will never get loved by a girl named chloe. he is a midget. he doesnt apriciate the girls who acctually like him and is so self involved. never trust a callum

callum is a bad midget not sexy human

by luke parish January 24, 2018

Callum

The most amazing boy you'll ever meet!! You'll fall in love intantly! At first he'll seem shy, and nerdy, but once you get to know him, he's super insane, and will make you smile 24/7. Callum is an amazing friend, and if he becomes more than that, never let him go, no matter the distance between you. He'll make an effort to see you, and talk to you as often as possible. He is truthful, beautiful, hilarious, and amazing.

lovely , amazing , bestfriendsforever , iloveyou , Callum

by somebody, <3 August 18, 2013

Callum

It me.

I'm Callum. You can tell because my name is Callum.

by Callumbuddy November 30, 2020