Caledonia Rubber Ducky

You acquire a woman (presumably after giving birth), you hang her upside down by the legs. After that, you nut in her, then you take a pressure washer (at least 250 psi), and fill her womb up. Once it is filled, you place a rubber ducky on top, thus, a Caledonia Rubber Ducky.

Woman 1: “Did you see the news!”
Woman 2: “Yeah, my 7th grade English teacher gave a homeless woman a Caledonia Rubber Ducky!!!”

by Jeffica3576 February 24, 2025

Caledonia

Caledonia , Lamb in Peace Lion in War. The friendliest person in the room, until she’s encountered a human that’s as useful as an amoeba. Spontaneous and fearless. Casts spells on men to get them completely obsessed , usually has stalkers. The meanest debater and will not stop the argument until she’s won.

Caledonia can’t stop telling random people why they are so stupid.

by Travelsoften November 23, 2021