slutter butter

a promiscuous girl who spreads herself all over like butter.

dam molly is such a slutter butter she fucked three guys this week

slutter butter by gizmorpheus May 9, 2015

batter spatter 

When a man is attempting to sew his seeds but not get his wife pregnant

Wife: Honey, I’m hungry. Can you make me some breakfast.

Husband: Sure! What would you like?

Wife: Ooh! Something with your famous batter spatter…

Husband: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

batter spatter by ITS_GOOD_FOR_YOU March 5, 2022