Bluffing Butthole

When one goes to shit, but only farts.

I went to take a shit, but it turns out I have a Bluffing Butthole.

by Taint Tap November 24, 2010

Bluffin With My Muffin

To sexually tease a male with promises of getting laid with a female

flashing a vagina and saying "YOU WILL NEVER GET THIS!"

Lady Gaga's Poker Face

Girl: "heyyy im horny lets do it!"
Guy: "OMG YESS!!!"
Girl: "hahaha only bluffin with my muffin!"
Guy: "i hate you"

by London_Girl January 12, 2010

Muffin Bluffin'

Another phrase for a cock-tease; a person who gets you all hot and bothered, and then backs of.

She was all ready to go, and then leaves me, high and dry.

Yea, dude. She was muffin bluffin'!

by Zombender September 11, 2010

Sub-Bluffing

When two classmates temporarily switch names to fool a substitute teacher.

John: Why the hell did Nick just answer when the sub called on Matt?
Bob: They're sub-bluffing.

by youjustlostthegame......bobby November 21, 2010

Jocelyn Buffkin

She is an Amazing girl that will make you feel like you're on Cloud 9. She is Beautiful and if she is in your life you a very lucky person.

Jocelyn Buffkin is so great that I can't decribe it in words

by YaBoiJam September 27, 2018

jigger bluffing

when you say something, but someone thinks you said something else. it’s basically word cat fishing.

Sam just said “my dogs toe was in her mouth” but i think it was just jigger bluffing.

by the cache me outside crew October 13, 2018

bluffin' with my muffin

faking orgasm

my lover thought I was enjoying myself, but I was bluffin' with my muffin

by professor michael August 18, 2010