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Big Bang Scale

A game of 2 or more players (usually of the same sex) where colours are used to code the sexual attraction (fuckability) of a member of the opposite sex.

Red = Would not bang or poke on Facebook or with someone else's bargepole. Run the FUCK away.

Yellow = "Take her out for a seafood dinner and never call her again". Do-able but after alcohol consumption.

Blue = Acceptable - individuals you are actually attracted to.

Black = Would definitely 'bang'.

UV = Fucking insane. Would resort in multiple pregnancies.
Darrell: "Dude, what you reckon to that girl over there on the Big Bang Scale?"

Josh: "She's not quite a blue, so yellow!"

Darrell: "So harsh man! I'd easily say she's a blue!"
Big Bang Scale by Sofa King Low December 11, 2012
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Big Bang theory 

The theory that the universe started with a big explosion

BigBankBby 

a jobless f@d; thinks noah beck is hot🤢
Oomf #1: Did you see BigBankBby's new post?
Oomf #2: I wish i hadn't, he needs to stop posting unattractive people and get a job
BigBankBby by BigBankBbyHater October 21, 2020

bigangual 

The state of being a member of two street gangs at the same time
My wife and I couldn't agree on which street gang our 4 year old son should join, the Crips or the Westside Ballers, so I trashed her place of employment and got arrested We settled on raising our son to be bigangual.
bigangual by Zeus4312 April 15, 2008

big bang 

korea's #1 male band.the members: TOP<--hottest GDRAGON seung ri tae yang and dae seung -_-
big bang rocks!
i love big bang<3
big bang by bigxbangxlover January 14, 2009

The Big Bang Theory 

A great sitcom about two physicists and the hot chick next door.
From The Big Bang Theory;
Sheldon(to Leonard); " Do you realize I may have to share a Nobel Prize with your booty call? "
The Big Bang Theory by DivineKu8 December 19, 2008

10 inch big bang 

A pizza placed on the menu which acts solely as a front for gigolo'ing out the delivery boys.
Hungry Guy: "yeah I'd like to place an order for delivery"

FSP: "Ok what would you like today"
Hungry Guy: "I'll take a 10 inch big bang"
Coworkers: *Bust up laughing*
FSP: "would you like that delivered to the back door? I'm winking but you can't see me wink over the phone, but that's what i'm doing"
Hungry Guy: "Oh yeaaahhhhh"
10 inch big bang by anon23456 February 25, 2011