beef curtain

n. a womans pleasure area that is dark and has excessive loose skin that resembles roast beef.

Mark: That bitch was fine.
Colt: Yeah?
Mark: But when I got her home with the lights on and her pants of she had an expired beef curtain

by wide ass hole October 1, 2011

beef curtain

a vagina that looks like a fresh, fleshy open wound. Can sometimes resemble a dogs gums.

that girl got slammed so many times, she has beef curtain.

by Corey-O December 12, 2008

Beef Curtain

When a females vagina flaps are extremely huge so they look like steaks and is rather delicious

Oh Becky had some huge beef curtains I couldn't even fuck her

Becky reminded me of a cow, oh why was she fat, no she just had a nasty beef curtain

by Thick Beef Curtains July 10, 2015

beef curtain

when the flesh of one's belly is able to hang over either their pants/ underclothing, and sometimes the cases are so extreme that it hangs over the dick...yes, very scary.

uh oh, do you have anything under that beef curtain?

wow, his beef curtain is so sexy!

by THIS IS THE TRUE MEANING OF BEEF CURTAIN December 30, 2008

Beef curtain

When the linings of a females' vagina are lose and flappy or floppy

I was banging this hoe last Sunday and her beef curtains were flappying all over the place.

by THam77x June 29, 2016

beef curtain

another word for female gentalia, or a vagina.

"Man, I finally saw Jenny's big ol' beef curtain, and it was hella nast..."

by bigolbeefcurtain April 21, 2005

beef curtain

The left hand side flange (vagina) flap

Man, that girl beef curtain is super hairy

by Roo & Jess January 26, 2008