Babylonian Blowjob

Also known as, The Serpentine Suckoff. It is the action of two men, preferably bromosexuals, driving in a car when the passenger begins to suck off the driver. The passenger must assume the position of leaning over and putting his face in his partner's lap while still keeping his ass planted into the seat. The driver leans overtop of the passenger while receiving a blowjob and begins to suck off the passenger. This creates a hot mess of two men twisted together and sucking each other off.

The name originates off the perspicuous personality of the Babylonians.

Driver - "Bro this 2 hour drive to Charleston is going to be boring as fuck."
Passenger - "Yeah dude, how about we throw together a Babylonian Blowjob."
Driver - "Fuck yeah I thought you'd never ask!"

by PolioSweg420 September 14, 2014

Babylonian Pantheon worship

A religion that is the revival of the worship of all the gods of ancient Babylon.

He's into Babylonian pantheon worship.

by Judge dredd7 July 25, 2011

Babylonian Sunrise

Ejaculating into a glass of orange juice and giving the glass to your girlfriend

Theres nothing like a Babylonian Sunrise in the morning!

by personofwar November 18, 2020

Babylonian Math

A last ditch excuse to avoid getting with friends when you are really getting ready for bed. Reference to how the ancient Babylonians counting sheep.

A: Hey, do you want to go to a hot tub in like 20 minutes?
B: Sorry, I need to study ancient Babylonian math

by carhepsin October 5, 2021

Babylonian Sandwich

When you put two slices of pizza together so that the bottom of the slices face outwards, making it like a sandwich, and then eat it like that. Has nothing to do with Babylonians.

Hey Mat, don't Babylonian Sandwiches taste the best?

by AnnaKomneneMyBeloved<3 March 26, 2022

Babylonian

Babylonian- 1. A person indoctrinated into a system of living in manner that destroys their own habitat. 2. A volunteer participant in a self-defeating capitalistic system that enslaves them. 3. A perjorative name, used by people who live in harmony with nature, against those who do not.

"She is such a babylonian for not recycling." "He can't seem to jump out of the system of working more to buy more, poor babylonian."

by TheWhiteWitch August 2, 2022

babylonian fertility goddess

an instant panty dropper, only the upper echelon of onlyfans subscribers are capable of pulling this one off, you come off like a mysterious bad boy daddy deluxe and the girls can't get enough of your monster

Woman: My onlyfans is 30% off and I make artsy short films I'm unique

Jock: OH baby~ I want your Babylonian Body for myself I will donate 200 dollars to you my queen
Babylonian Fertility Goddess: Oh ho ho! How scrumptious, I tip my fedora to you my delightful king

by Gasstationtweaker July 22, 2023