An evil genius who chose to give up responsibilities such as home ownership and family for unlimited internet access, all you can eat coffee, cerial, waffles, and muffins, and a job that pays you even if you sleep on the job.
"This week he ate 200 syrup covered sausages, watched every season of game of thrones, and beat the internet"
"yeah man, that dudes a Night Auditor."
"yeah man, that dudes a Night Auditor."
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After the market crashed and we filed for bankruptcy, a team of auditors descended to pick the flesh from our broken bones.
by Harbinger of Defenestration July 13, 2009
Get the Auditor mug.1. Noun: Stemming from the non weakness of a DJM and abilities to work multiple Saturday's in a row. 2. verb: The act of performing to a standard just below DJM. 3. Understanding the pronouncements of SOP 81-1 paragraph 65.
Dave has exemplified himself as the "World's Best Auditor" from his ongoing commitment to the slavery of our business.
by World's Worst Auditor March 30, 2005
Get the World's Best Auditor mug.1. (n). An illness that involves a division of abnormal (often autism, AIDS) cells attacking the cerebral cortex and eardrums, due to an abundance of noise (often loud, obnoxious, and of middle/high school students, such as thots and baboons); symptoms include intolerance of loud noises, erratic and odd behavior, depression, and suicidal tendencies. May be countered by running over the source of the noise with a 2003 Honda Civic
Person A: Good lord, that group of middle schoolers are giving me Auditory Cancer
Person B: What do you expect, they're RiceGum fans
Person B: What do you expect, they're RiceGum fans
by Yoshifappe Kylera November 7, 2019
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Man, Brian that Night Auditor is some cranky today... He must have put up with some bullshit last night, and he forgot his puffer.
by Yannabell May 14, 2011
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These individuals are hard to come by. When you see one, make sure to let them know.
These individuals are hard to come by. When you see one, make sure to let them know.
Person A: You're clearly not a proper auditor.
Person B: What do you mean?
Person A: You're a special auditor!
Person B: Oh ok. smiles
Person B: What do you mean?
Person A: You're a special auditor!
Person B: Oh ok. smiles
by FergusK October 10, 2011
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