long schlong

a word used by people with very small genitalia in order to describe their own.

¨I have a long schlong my dude.¨
¨no you dont its actually very small you dumb fucking idiot.¨

by anonymous crab May 13, 2021

A Long Schlong

A schlong that I wish was mine

I have A Long Schlong

by smolcok November 23, 2021

So Long Schlong

When you have sexual intercourse as a farewell gesture

“Oh, your leaving tomorrow? I guess I’m going to have to give you some So Long Schlong!”

by Intimidatingwang August 4, 2020